You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

Repost dari forum tetangga.

You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

• You send your kids their allowance by Paypal.
• Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links.
• You check domain name availability before naming your kids.
• You go to work in your underwear.
• You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”
• Everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours
• The neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success.
• Every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7.’
• You add three ps’s to an email to your mother.
• Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.
• You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC.
• You do your work in the toilet
• You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife’s bulging eyes
• You announce the birth of your child as a "New Product Launch".
• You are worried more getting banned from your cpa network than getting caught cheating on your girlfriend.
• You've thought about different ways to monetize Justin Bieber and tried at least one.
• You take a post like this and bundle it up into a nice little pdf file and throw it up for sale at DP.
• You would prefer freezing yourself instead of your PayPal account.
• Your parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday.
• You start using proxies to vote for your kids school choir.
• You wake up early on the morning just to see everyone else go to work (have a big grin) and then make a cup of coffee, turn on your computer and check how much you made last night!
• You hover over all web links online and just check whether it looks like an affiliate link or not before clicking.
• You go to a new store and ask for a review copy.
• You have no clue what day it is.

 

masa' sama anak sendiri pake affiliate link, bisnis yg kejam

 

Lucu abis, gan....

You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”
You have no clue what day it is.

'kena' banget nih buat saya

 

whahahaa yang ini The neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success. gue banget,

 

Ane kira diluar negeri IM udah dikenal masyarakat...
Gak tahunya mereka mikir IM itu melihara tuyul

 

wah ada2 aja nih
ternyata IM diluar ya sama aja

 

asli ngakak ane baca ini, bener2 jadi manusia aneh dah kalo jadi internet marketer....

dan uniknya hal ini tidak hanya terjadi indonesia aja, tapi juga di luar....

 

sy udah baca berkali-kali masih ketawa juga..
emang parah ya..

 

kalo dipikir2. tanpa sadar banyak kesamaan

 

wakakakaka.... kocak gan

 

Yang ini bikin ane ngakak
emang klo di rumah biasanya pake baju tanpa lengan ma celana pendek

 

pernah baca di forum sebelah gan, tapi lupa linknya...
sekarang baca lagi di sini, tetep ketawa

 

geli banget

 

di BHW gan..
masi ngakak juga nih, ngerasa banget lah..

 

Thank's for the joke it's really makes me laugh

 

ngakak gua yg ini gan You have no clue what day it is. saking betahnya depan kompie,,, jd lupa

 

Uoppo kuwi gan?? aku ora mudeng bahasane