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[....] Merpati Ayam Itik Atau Puyuh?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by shelfie, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. shelfie

    shelfie Super Hero

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    misi oom mimin oom momod and mastah2 adsense-id tercinta yang ganteng baik hati dan tidak sombong

    dan misi juga for all members of my best forum:

    iseng2 kemarin abis kondangan di tempat teman ane; setelah acara ijab qobul trus ada acara pengajian sebentar; agak kocak juga;

    "Kun Daraan Walaa Takun Ayaman Walaa Takun Itikan Walaa Takun Puyuhan"

    "Jadilah Kamu Seperti Burung Dara [Merpati], Jangan Seperti Ayam, Itik Atau Burung Puyuh"

    - Dara [Merpati]
    "setelah bercinta dan menghasilkan telur keduanya saling mengerami, ketika anaknya masih kecil2 mereka memberi makan bersama"

    - Ayam
    "setelah bercinta dan sang betina bertelor, sang betina mengerami sendirian, sang jagoan pergi lagi mencari wanita pujaan baru, ketika anaknya kecil ditendang, ketika besar kadang juga diperkosa :senyum:"

    - Itik
    "Sang jantan dan betina bercinta, setelah bertelor dibiarkan saja"

    - Puyuh
    "Setelah bercinta dan betina bertelor, betina pergi dan mencari lagi pujaan hati, si jantan mengeram sampai anaknya lahir dan menetas"

    Karena Blogger itu Kerjanya Cuma di Depan Kompi dan Lepton; Kira2 nyari pasangan kira kira kategori yang mana?
    Merpati Ayam Puyuh atau Itik?
     
  2. adexaja

    adexaja :3

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    Ane Milih Merpati Aja, Kayaknya Lebih aman :ninja:
     
  3. shelfie

    shelfie Super Hero

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    serius nich, jangan sampai jadi ayam ya?
    apalagi jadi itik, entar makin banyak bayi dibuang di tong sampah :senyum:
     
  4. uDins

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    Ini bahasa apa bro?

    "Kun Daraan Walaa Takun Ayaman Walaa Takun Itikan Walaa Takun Puyuhan"
     
  5. shelfie

    shelfie Super Hero

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    basa arab dicampur indo gan... :senyum:
     
  6. adexaja

    adexaja :3

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    iya mba, ane kan tipe cowo setia :silau: :lol:
     
  7. shelfie

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    hihihi... ini dia tipe ayam :ngegombal: :senyum:
    pizzzzzzzzz
     
  8. Tukimin

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    merpati itu simbol monogami dan kesetiann kpd pasangan...

    tapi selama selama musim kawin saja :)
     
  9. shelfie

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    :senyum:
     
  10. hersu

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    paling pada jadi ayam...
    setelah bertelur ditinggal ke istri kedua ....
    hayo ngaku.....
    istri kedua = LEPTOP
     
  11. shelfie

    shelfie Super Hero

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    :senyum: :malu:
     
  12. maglev

    maglev Ads.id Fan

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    mo cari yg kategori Elang aj kalo ada, Elangkah indahnya.....
     
  13. ibnu andhika

    ibnu andhika Banned

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    pengen sama neng aj deh ga mw jadi ayam ,itik atau merpati :senyum:
     
  14. Heryrhey

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    Milih merpati aja........ moga2 gak Merpati = Merana sampai mati :lol:
     
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    Ane milih manusia :D
     
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    ane pilih neng shelfie ja deh :senyum:

    tumben buat tread kayak gini... hayuu.. ada yg lamar yah :p
     

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